The Clash doing The Crooked Beat

I’m listening to The Clash album Sandinista! in the car this week and I wanted to get a handle on how video posting works on WordPress.com so

I love this comment by boliverful1 from the YouTube posting:

What’s amazing is right before the recording of their 1st album, Paul Simonon had the notes taped to the fretboard of his bass, so he would know where to go.

It’s Paul Simonon singing and playing bass on this track. Inspirational. A lot of fun, a little patience, and a lot of hard work, takes you from notes on your fretboard to cool tracks like The Crooked Beat.

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Hello world!

Thought I’d check out the experience on WordPress.com—it’s been a while. This is my first post.

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Strategies For Gaining Influence on Twitter

Want your twitter account to be more influential? Want to increase the number of your followers? Or increase the amount of traffic your account can generate? Me too. These are the strategies I use—with some success—on my own twitter account.

Tweet Like an Influencer

There’s no point trying to gain influence on Twitter if you’re not going to behave like someone influential. Luckily this isn’t that hard to do. In fact, you really only need to do two things: have an opinion and share valuable knowledge. But how do you do that in 140 characters?

To behave like an influencer in 140 characters try behaving like an influential blogger. If you have an opinion about something in a particular niche (cats; surfing; wine; whatever—just pick one) share that opinion—via twitter—in no uncertain terms. If you find valuable information related to a particular niche online, share a link to it.

Yep. It really is that easy. Do this—and do it often—and you’ll be tweeting like an influencer.

Follow The Right People At The Right Time

Following the right people at the right time means finding the current influencers in a focused niche on Twitter and following just enough of their engaged followers every weekday. I’ll explain this in plain English below by showing you exactly what I do.

Here we go. I’m very active in the world of WordPress and WordPress-related web design (I run ThemeShaper and Wpazo) so that’ll be our niche.

Step 1: Find the influencers

If you’re involved in a niche you probably know who these people are. They run popular blogs in a particular niche and have something like celebrity status. They’ll also have a sizable presence on Twitter. If you don’t know who these people are you can use a free service like WeFollow to find out who’s who on Twitter by keyword. (Like, for example, who are the major twitter influencers in the world of WordPress.)

For our example—in the world of WordPress and web design—we’ll look at Darren Hoyt. He’s popular on twitter, popular in the world of WordPress, and a respected web designer. Sounds like an influencer to me. On twitter he’s @darrenhoyt.

Step 2: Follow the engaged followers of influencers

I think the real measure of influence on Twitter is the number of Retweets—or RTs—your 140-character pronouncements can generate. Thus, if you want to be an influencer on Twitter, you need engaged followers that will retweet your tweets. But how do you find these followers and get them to follow you? Pretty easily, actually. You follow them.

Here’s my secret to doing this. I adapted it from advice I found in a surprisingly awesome and now defunct ebook called Twitter Rocket. Almost every weekday—whenever I feel like building up my twitter account—I load up the twitter search engine and follow 200 people who are retweeting the tweets of an influencer in my niche (the worlds of WordPress and web design).

For our example influencer, Darren Hoyt, I’d search for ‘RT’ and Darren’s twitter username, ‘@darrenhoyt’. (That would look something like this.)

Why only 200? That’s what the twitter ebook told me to do. And note: Yes, the ebook sounds like a huge scam. I thought so too. In fact, I bought it to prove it was a scam—but it really works. I’ve even recommended it to a real-life, human friend. Follow the advice in it and you really will rapidly gain good twitter followers. It’s it’s own 5-day plan of workable strategies for gaining influence on twitter.

So, will you pollute your ‘twitter stream’ doing this? I don’t think so. Not if you’re sincerely interested in the niche you’re tweeting in. Otherwise, you might want to use a program like TweetDeck to create a custom group of people you really want to follow.

Anyway, follow these people. If you’re blogging like an influencer in the same niche these people are interested in you’ll find that about 50 people will follow you back for every 200 you follow (those are the results I get). If you’re following too many people you can use a service like twitter karma once a week to unfollow people who don’t follow you back (or not—you can’t actually do that anymore). If you’re gaining 50 followers every weekday doing this that’s 13,000 crazy-engaged followers every year.

Let me repeat: an extra 13,000 followers every year. And each one of them are prone to retweet the things you’re interested in.

Send Traffic To People Who Link To Your Twitter Account

Once you gain some influence on Twitter people will begin to link your Twitter profile. Use Yahoo to find people that link to your Twitter account and favorite pages or sites with StumbleUpon.

Here’s how I do it. Check out this sample search for my personal twitter account.

link:http://twitter.com/iandstewart -site:twitter.com

About once a month I go through these results and whenever I wind up on a list of twitter users people should follow I favorite that list on StumbleUpon. Favoriting a page on StumbleUpon sends more traffic to that page. Sometimes a lot of traffic.

The idea here is that by helping to send more traffic to sites that link to your twitter account you increase the number of followers on your account and increase your influence.

Of course, this depends on you using StumbleUpon. Which you should anyway. It’s a lot of fun. If you don’t use StumbleUpon you might know someone who does, and they can favorite it. At the very least you should be tweeting about it though! Send more traffic to people that link to your twitter account!

Other Strategies

I’m sure there are other strategies for increasing your influence on twitter. What are you doing? If you have your own personal strategies leave them in the comments. Or send me a tweet on twitter and I’ll retweet it. You should follow me on twitter here.

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What Kind of Pie Do You Like?

From an email exchange at work regarding pie as a reward.

K: Don’t eat desert boys. Ian, what kind of pie do you like?

Ian: Fresh blueberry pie. But the blueberries MUST be picked by hand. I’m afraid I have to insist on this. One can tell the difference. I would also like FRESH whipped cream. Organic cream. Purchased directly from a willing dairy farmer brave enough to bypass the Province’s draconian and unnecessary pasteurization standards. You should read the latest info on pasteurization. It’s a scandal on par with vaccination.

If there is an egg wash on the homemade crust it can be made either from free-range eggs or Omega-3-enhanced eggs. The choice is up to you. I don’t want to be impossible or anything. And please prepare the crust with Healthy Hemp Harvest’s vegan-friendly lard substitute, LARhempa. They also sell some really great pie pans made from vanterized hemp. You don’t have to use them—but it wouldn’t hurt.

There’s a lot of really great products you can make out of hemp. You should read up on that too.

Also, could you have it warmed up slightly for me? Not HOT, mind you. Just warmed up. Slightly.

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The Hobbit: Clearly, I Am Too Geeky

I’ve started reading my almost-five-year old son The Hobbit. A book I’ve read so many times I thought I owned it. I didn’t. Needing a copy I ordered the hardcover off Amazon after carefully researching the exact hardcover version I wanted. That’s not even really the geeky part. The really geeky part is the deep, fundamental, upset-edness I’m suffering with knowing Amazon shipped me the 70th anniversary edition, the one not really fit to be a special edition, with the bad illustration, re-used introduction, and the paperback style first chapter of “Fellowship” at the end. Returning it isn’t an option. That would be admitting I have a problem. So I suffer. In a weird circular way, knowing that my suffering over being geeky is, in itself, incredibly geeky.

Plus, my son is convinced that I’m descended from hobbits. It’s not the general bookish-ness or the homebody-ness. It’s the curly hair and my slightly hairy feet. Slightly. Really.

Slightly.

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I'm Tired of Being Embarrassed for Not Updating

Hello, again. I suppose I need a place to be ridiculous online after all. More, eventually.

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What Would You Read If You Were Going Blind?

So, you find out you’re going blind, what are you going to do with the remaining days of vision? Let’s pretend, okay?

First of all we’re going to pretend that we don’t have braille or books on tape. Those are out of the question. We’ve got a few months left and aside from spending time memorizing the faces of loved ones and visiting what Lennon calls the places I remember, we’re going to spend some time with a good book or two. I mean, you’re going to have some time to kill on those flights around the world, right? What are you going to read?

Do you read for pleasure? Reveling in the comforting pleasure of a good book; the sound of the pages turning, the heft of the thing, the color of the type, a familiar story made into an old friend? Or do you read for knowledge? Spiritual comfort? Or just practical knowledge? How to Read Braille might be a good title.

For the record, I’m not going blind. I had a bit of an eye scare but everything is perfectly fine. Thing is though, when you forget your book and you’re stuck in a waiting room for a few hours, People magazine gets old and you start to think of things like this.

Anyway, it’s like a desert island list only… more final. What would you read if you were going blind?

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The Computer Is Trying To Kill Me

Okay, maybe it’s not trying to kill me. But it’s certainly not helping me breathe easier.

This weekend I designed and developed a mini-site for my Church. It was kind of fun and it was the first collaboration between my wife and I where we weren’t at each other’s throats (designing our wedding invitations together almost ruined our marriage) but it sort of ruined my weekend. I’ll update this post when it’s live. Thanks, Will Wilkins, and John Boardley for the feedback on the test site.

Update: The site is up. It’s a mini-site for The St. Margaret’s Consultation on Doctrine, Liturgy, and Preaching advertising their upcoming conference on Human Sexuality and the Nuptial Mystery.

Of course, I’m following that up with more work: tweaking the already awesome modifications Jason Simon has made to my Essay theme over at Open To Difference. Jason’s a great guy and his blog’s great too. Check it out.

And then—yes, more—I plan on launching ThemeShaper.com. Subscribe! Link! Tell your mom! All that other good stuff.

All this is fun but—there’s something wrong with me, isn’t there? Anyway, if you were wondering, I’m not dead, just fighting for my life.

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10-Year Old Book Blogger

We have a new book blogger to read, one who fills what I consider a desperately unfulfilled niche, good books for kids (please point me in the direction of good blogs if you feel I’m wrong)—and he’s only 10! I have lots of ideas about what 10-year olds should read—mostly unimaginative. Just how many times can I say “read the classics”?  Check out Evan’s Book Site and find out what a real kid reads. I expect to be refreshed by and surprised by what a 10 year old wants to read and, more importantly, why. Good luck, Evan.

Rather nice site design, isn’t it? Not surprising, considering who Evan’s dad is.

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An Introduction To… Don't Read This Book

I’m at a point in my life where I no longer want to read anything with a title that begins with “An Introduction To…”. You know like, “An Introduction To Alligator Wrestling” or “An Introduction To Bankruptcy” or—you get the picture.

Much better of course, is a comprehensive overview. Any comprehensive, or exhaustive, overview is going to to introduce the subject anyway and in as few words as possible. That gets the introduction out of the way as soon as possible so the good stuff can be gotten to. Even better, you’ll be reading an introduction from an expert.

Avoid the advice of people who want you to read “An Introduction To…”. They think you’re dumb.

That said, an introduction written by a phenomenally knowledgeable expert doesn’t count. A perfect example: Tokens of Trust: An Introduction To Christian Belief by Rowan Williams. You know the Archbishop of Canterbury is going to have something interesting to say in the matter of an introduction. I’d read “An Introduction To…” written by his eyebrows.

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